DIARY DATES
+ 22nd June (22/06/2007 - 12:02:31)
+ 21st June (21/06/2007 - 11:59:45)
+ 20th June (20/06/2007 - 11:55:38)
22nd June
Dear Diary,
I spent today going through my dirty washing in the airing cupboard, only to find to my amazement a family aardvarks!
Apparently it was rented to them by a Squirrel called Cyril. I explained that Cyril shouldn’t have rented it to them, as he was not in fact the landlord I was....
So me and Fred who was the head of the Aardvark household, hatched a plan to catch this charlatan.
Cyril came round to get the rent, when he got there Fred kept him talking while I got my crab net, and then in one fail swoop GOTCHA!!!
Cyril the Squirrel was mine, he admitted to fraud and obtaining monies by deception!
I let Fred and the family stay and we had a barbecue to celebrate...
Roasted Squirrel my favourite,
It’s fair cop!
This is brought to you in conjunction with my fruit or veg of the day:
THE RADISH!
DANGER!
Posted @ 12:02:31 on 22 June 2007 back to top
21st June
Dear diary,
I have always wondered how many Mars Bars you could eat before you are sick?
Before I tried this I made sure I trained properly. I started by eating milky ways but found they didn't have enough toffee in them!
So I moved on to fun size Mars Bars, after several attempts I decided to go for the big one!
So today at exactly 8am I started.....
And the grand total is: 12
I wonder how many kit kat fingers I could stomach before I hurl...?
Oh well there's always tommorow!
This is brought to you in conjunction with my fruit and veg of the day:
Purple Stem Brocolli!
MAGIC!
MAGIC!
Posted @ 11:59:45 on 21 June 2007 back to top
20th June
20th June 2007
Dear diary,
Today I decided to make a hat out of Parsnips...My trouble started when I found out I had no parsnips and had to replace them with carrots!
I thought this was a good idea until I found out that carrots were ORANGE!!! disater how stupid would I look wearing an Orange parsinp hat....
Luckily I found some white corecttion fluid and painted the carrots white.. No one would know the diffrence and I could wear my parsnip hat with pride... I was the belle of the ball!!
The moral of the story: Make sure you have enough parsnips if your going to make a hat...
This is brought to you in conjunction with my fruit or Veg of the day:
DANGER!!!
Posted @ 11:55:38 on 20 June 2007 back to top
